I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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