I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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