Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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