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I think we need to take a brake

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What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'

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How's tricks little girl?

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Trix are for kids, old man.

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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation

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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs

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hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks

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(360): View more from Washington

Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".

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(614): View more from Ohio

Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?

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I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now

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