that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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