we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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