have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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