If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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