is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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