Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wish you could order shots online.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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