Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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