I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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