I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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