theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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