I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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