Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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