nut hugger
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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