I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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