When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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