after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your penis caused this!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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