So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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