On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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