yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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