Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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