Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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