i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
should my penis look like a turkey
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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