dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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