We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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