omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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