Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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