Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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