After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When are your genitals available?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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