9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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