a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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