It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When are your genitals available?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
