Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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