Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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