Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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