So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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