u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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