but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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