wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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