I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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