My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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