The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
