Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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