I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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