You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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