You made me cry and you don't even care
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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