that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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