how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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